Two Out of Three Ain’t Bad
People have been talking to me a lot about Madonna lately—like how her face caved in and she looks like Candy Darling now; how she broke up A Rod’s marriage with secret sexual Kabbalah powers, etc. The part that is most interesting to me, though, is how much she sucks now—her failure to age as an entertainer with any kind of grace or dignity. I never thought I’d be holding up Cyndi Lauper as a pinnacle of how to age with grace and class, but sorry, Madonna, it’s true: you were the most important performer for two American decades, bt now Cyndi Lauper is officially cooler than you. I don’t know who Madonna thinks she is fooling in that purple leotard with her weird, horsey thighs. Guy Ritchie? And how much did her last song suck? Let me dramatize for you how much it sucked with this video of a Chuck E Cheese robot orchestra playing a cover of it:
